What I've Learned

As I finish the police academy this week, there are a few things I've learned.

Driving fast + cones = fun times

Some walls seem taller looking down than looking up.

Cops really are a social bunch...always ready for a party.

You shouldn't play with knives.

It's best to just come quietly.

I still enjoy a good game of hide and go seek.

Especially with my friends.

I will see you before you see me.

Electricity hurts...

Alot.

Pepper spray hurts...

Even more.

All that duck hunting paid off.

Once they are handcuffed you have to be kind.

Until they are cuffed...kick them in the behind...and front...and shin.

Why shoot alone when you can shoot together.

Never forget your tactical big gulp retention holster or your easily accessible donut skewer.

Pushups are not fun together.

Little guns are fun...

but big ones are better.